The Man Who Could Change In To Any Color... Including Plaid

What if you could change the color of your entire body to any color you wanted? And, what if you could change colors of your body parts? Like, say I wanted my hair (yes I'm including that as a body part its my blog I can say what i want) to be red for Halloween so I could look like gaara from Naruto, I could just think about it and presto my hair would be red.

Honestly I think it would be one of the most fun things to be able to just change to whatever color you wanted to simply by thinking about it. There are seriously days where I think to myself I wish I could be blue, or green, or red. Imagine how easy it would be to start conversations with new people. I think the first conversation would go something like this:
Random Person: "Dude your green"
Me: "I know right"
Random Person: "Dude! No! Seriously your green! Like your face and everything."
Me: "Yea I know I got this sweet ability where i can change in to any color I want or just specific body parts. Look at my ears." (At that point I would change the color of my ears to yellow)
Random person: "Woah, thats crazy"
Me: "I know but its so cool cause I can be whatever color I want at any time I want."

Okay so maybe that is just an example of a nice person. I think some people would be scared and run away and some moms might grab their children and walk faster as their son/daughter points and says, "hey mom look at the man with a yellow nose and red ears."

The downside to changing colors, other than having moms freak out and run away with their children who have the bad habit of pointing at people who look different, would be that people would probably want to just test your ability all the time with different requests: "hey can you turn periwinkle?" "How about chartreuse?" (Yes I did look up how to spell that) A new form of prejudice would probably be created as people might start saying hating others who were turquoise or had arms that were different colors. Or, maybe your friends wouldn't want to be around you anymore cause your favorite color to change to was their least favorite color in the world. (Would you still be my friend if I was your least favorite color?)

But you know what I say to all those naysayers; if I want to walk around with an orange and purple arm then I will walk around with an orange and purple arm.

I think the only thing better than being able to change colors would probably be to have a tale like a monkey tale that could lift things or you could hang upsidown from. Maybe even better than a tale would be a sweet set of wings that you could use to actually fly with... Hmm not sure what I would want more wings or a tale. Whatever, thats a whole other thing to blog about at another time.

-B